NASA not Hiding "Kidnapped Children" on MARS WTF?

Washington Post Reports, "No, NASA not hiding kidnapped children on Mars"

NASA hilariously and creepily announced there are, "no kidnapped children on Mars." This is mainstream news, according to the Washington Post. Essentially what's going on here is this is a "debunk" of a planted narrative, in other words, it's an oppositional article to a fiction.